19. Knowing all the tracks played on next-gen radio. C'mon, you know blasting old school jams through your car stereo is way more fun anyway.

各種深諳現在流行榜單?得了吧，你不知道，車里放著經典老歌才是逼格的最大體現么。

20. Finding grey hairs. No point denying the inevitable. Embrace it.

長白頭發啦!行啦，沒必要再和生長規律作對了，接受頭發總歸是要變白的這個事實吧。

21. The wrinkles that just appeared out of nowhere and are now etched into your face. Start worrying about how to stop any more appearing.

皺紋是不會突然出現的。算了吧，從現在開始不要再為你的外表擔心了。

22. Being given more responsibility at work - be flattered, not annoyed.

被賦予更多的工作任務。最好只是聽聽而已，不用太當真。

23. Knowing what the hell you're doing. FYI, nobody really does, they just figure out how to look like they do.

知道自己在做的所有東西的意義何在!友情提示一下，其實沒有人知道自己在做什么，大部分人只是假裝讓自己看上去很懂行而已。

24. Being able to skull a schooner: Work on being able to fix a mean cocktail (the ladies will love you for it).

去學怎么駕駛雙軌帆船。還不如去學如何去炮制一杯漂亮的雞尾酒——姑娘們更喜歡你會這個。